If you want to stay off the spreadsheet when Finance says “cut 10 %,” you need to become Un-Layoff-Able—the person whose departure would punch an immediate hole in revenue, innovation, or customer trust.
I love this skit. It's one of my favorites. Business-wise, watch it and pay attention to Woody's timing. His rhythm and cadence is so spot on - the story is funny - but his delivery makes the skit.